Saying goodbye is so hard. So, let’s not do that!
In the old days, you would write your phone number on the inside of my wrist. Today, you type in your email address in my box. Get a copy of The Private School Mom’s Secret Newsletter !
Check your email and click “Yes, subscribe me to this list” to receive a virtual cookie (Check your spam/junk folder if it takes more than 5 min.)BECOME A PRIVATE SCHOOL MOM AMBASSADOR, TODAY!
Do you need more reasons to sign up? Become a Private School Mom Ambassador!
Perks Include!
- You be the FIRST to know when my upcoming best seller will come out.
- You will get .0002% off of the purchase price of my soon to be published book “The Life of the Private School Mom”.
I’m also too lazy to scroll up. So here’s the form, again.
Check your email and click “Yes, subscribe me to this list” to receive a virtual cookie (Check your spam/junk folder if it takes more than 5 min.)You need more reasons? OK, FINE! Here are lots more reasons to sign up for the FREE Private School Mom Secret Newsletter and eventually buy my book (which is NOT free)!
1. HUGEish DISCOUNT!
That’s not a typo. It does say .0002% instead of 20%, I have growing teenagers and what money doesn’t go to private school tuition, goes to food. Food is expensive at those fancy vacation resorts!
2. WE ARE NOT A 501(c)
We are not a non-profit listed under the Federal Tax Code of 501(c). Unless you mean I’ve personally sunk tens of dollars into this book and haven’t made a penny. Think of it as an income tax donation, without being able to claim the deduction. So, pretty much a gift. But, hey, you get a book in return so it’s not a total loss.
3. BE THE FIRST TO KNOW!
Do you know when the book is being published? I don’t either! Sign up for my email list and you’ll find out first. Seriously, you’ll know before my kids and my husband. They never read this blog.
4. IT’S FREE (the secret newsletter, not the book)
I probably won’t give your email to some King in Nigeria in exchange for his fortune. Though, the school did just call me for another donation to the building fund. Come on, Honey, everyone already has your email address (except me), how much can I even get for it, anyway? At this point, you might as well just give it to me.
5. THIRD TIME IS A CHARM!
The marketing gurus say you need to see something three times before you buy it. So, this is the third time you’re seeing the exact same FREE mailing list sign up. For goodness sakes, sign up, already!
Check your email and click “Yes, subscribe me to this list” to receive a virtual cookie (Check your spam/junk folder if it takes more than 5 min.)
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