Hi, my name is Sharon. Let me introduce myself. I’m a happily married stay at home mom with 2 kids. I’m still on husband #1. My husband and my baby daddy are the same man. We got pregnant after we got married. The kids go to a fancy shmancy private school. I work very hard at providing a boring suburban life for my family. On paper, it’s the perfect American Dream.
My life is far from perfect. In fact, it’s a complete dumpster fire. I always say or do the wrong thing. I’m constantly searching for a best friend. I fail at pretty much everything in life. The only good thing I’ve done is to raise my kids so they won’t grow up to be jerks. Two less jerks in this world? You’re welcome!
Follow me and all of my shenanigans. The more you laugh at me, the better you’ll feel about yourself. I mean – with me. Laugh with me, not at me. Ugh! I give up!